The Code of the Furries
Version 1.2
Ross Smith (alien@netlink.co.nz)
14-Jul-96
Contents
In the spirit of Robert Hayden's Geek Code (http://krypton.mankato.msus.edu/~hayden/geek.html),
Peter Caffin's Goth Code (http://www.omen.com.au/~synic/code/index.html),
Jayne Alexander and Dave Ratcliffe's Cat Code (http://www.microserve.net/~dave/catcodes.html),
and other similar codes that have cropped up all over Usenet, I
thought it was time us furries had a code of our own. (Or, to put
it another way, it was Sunday afternoon, I'd read all my Usenet
news, it was too wet to go to the zoo, and I had nothing
intelligent to do.)
As with all such codes, the idea is to produce a series of
compact symbols that (a) communicates our essential
characteristics to other members of our subculture, and (b) looks
really cool.
Your Furry Code consists of a series of letter, number, and
symbol codes, each describing you in some category. Go through
the Furry Code list, work out which code in each category best
describes you, and list them. Don't worry if the description of a
particular code doesn't match you exactly; just pick the one that
comes closest.
Each code consists of a prefix (a letter that indicates which
category we're talking about) and a suffix (one or more
characters that indicate where you place yourself in the
category).
Anyone who has any suggestions for changes, enhancements, and
other improvements is invited to email me (suggestions of
"Get a life!" will be cheerfully ignored.) If you want
to put this up on a Web site, feel free (email me for the HTML
version if you're reading this in plain ASCII on Usenet). This
document is copyright 1996 by Ross Smith, and may be freely
distributed over the Internet; ask me if you want to distribute
it in any other form.
Thanks to those who have sent suggestions, especially:
Apologies to anyone I've forgotten.
History
- Version 1.0 (23-Jun-96): First release.
- Version 1.1 (30-Jun-96): Added W (writing)
code; extended F (furry species) code.
- Version 1.2 (14-Jul-96): Added D (dressing
up), P (plushies), R (realism), T
(transformation), and f (RL furriness) codes;
modified F (furry species) code (different
capitalisation, added some more species, added f
(funny animal) and c (costume) qualifiers, and
clarified use of multiple codes); added *
qualifier to RL (real life) code; added w
qualifier to i (Internet) code; some minor editing
to many of the codes.
These symbols can be attached to any of the standard codes, to
indicate some unusual or uncertain factor.
- ? : Indicates that you haven't decided
where you fall in the category, or that you have no
opinion one way or another. This replaces the normal
suffix. Example: If you haven't decided what species
your furry persona is, you would use F?.
- ~ : Indicates an approximation. You
normally fit the given code, but it varies from time to
time, or you're not completely sure. Placed between
prefix and suffix, or sometimes between parts of the
suffix. Example: If you haven't quite decided what
species your furry persona is, but are leaning towards
being a fox, you might use F~CF. If
you're sure you're some sort of canine, but not quite
sure you're specifically a fox, you might use FC~F.
- / : Indicates that you fit into more than
one type. This means two or three specific types,
perhaps varying depending on your mood, not uncertainty
over a wide range of types. Placed between the two
suffixes. Example: If you're sometimes a fox and
sometimes a lynx, you would use FCF/FX (or
FFX/CF, depending on which one you think is
dominant).
- ! : Indicates a positive refusal to
participate in this category. Unlike ?, which
means you haven't made up your mind yet, ! means
you have made up your mind that you want nothing
to do with this subject, for or against it. Placed before
the code. Example: !F means "I
don't have a furry persona" (unlike F?,
which means "I haven't decided what species I
am").
- > : Indicates that you currently fit
one code, but hope to move to another in the future.
Placed between two suffixes. Example: A+>+++
means you're currently a so-so artist but plan (well,
hope) to get much better in future.
- $ : Indicates that you actually make
money in Real Life out of this. It doesn't have to be
your primary day job, just a source of significant
income. Placed after the suffix. Example: A
professional artist might use the code A++++$.
- # : Indicates that you prefer to keep
this information to yourself. This replaces the normal
suffix. Example: sm# means "I'm
male but it's none of your business what my sex life is
like", while s# means "I'm not
even telling you which sex I am".
This code indicates what species your furry persona is. You
can indicate your exact species, or just a general type if your
personal furry doesn't fit into a particular species.
There's a subtle difference between using "generic"
codes and using the ? modifier. For example, FC
means you're a canine, but don't fit one of the known species,
while FC? means you haven't decided which specific type
of canine you are. Similarly, F? means you don't know
what kind of furry you are, while FG means you do have a
definite shape, but it's just a kind of "generic
furry", not any particular species.
Obviously the list of species here can only cover some of the
more common ones. In some cases, I haven't broken down the codes
to the level of individual species, because that would lead to
too many different codes; instead, I've used more generic terms
(e.g. "deer" or "mongoose"). If you don't fit
any of these, put the name of your species in square brackets
after your code (e.g. FP[kinkajou]). Let me know if you
think some species not listed here is sufficiently common in
Furrydom to deserve its own code.
- FA : Avians
- FAA Albatross; FAD
Duck; FAE Eagle; FAF
Falcon; FAG Seagull; FAH
Hawk; FAK Kiwi; FAO
Owl; FAR Raven; FAS
Sparrow; FAW Wren
- FAr : Artiodactyla (two-toed
hoofed animals)
- FArA Antelope; FArB
Buffalo; FArC Cattle; FArD
Deer; FArE Camel; FArF
Giraffe; FArG Goat; FArL
Llama; FArM Moose; FArN
Gnu; FArP Pig; FArR
Reindeer; FArS Sheep; FArW
Warthog; FArZ Gazelle
- FC : Canidae (dog family)
- FCA Arctic fox; FCC
Coyote; FCD Dingo; FCF
Fox; FCJ Jackal; FCM
Domestic mutt; FCW Wolf; FCX
Maned wolf
- FCe : Centaurs
- FCeH Common (horse-human)
centaur; FCeZ Zebra-centaur
- FCh : Chiroptera (bat family)
- FChF Flying fox or fruit bat; FChV
Vampire bat
- FCt : Cetacea (whale family)
- FD : Dragons, dinosaurs, and other
reptiles
- FDA Alligator or crocodile; FDC
Coelurosaur (Velociraptor etc); FDD
Dragon; FDK Carnosaur (Tyrannosaurus
etc); FDL Lizard; FDS
Snake; FDT Tortoise or turtle
- FE : Equidae (horse family)
- FED Donkey; FEH
Horse; FEZ Zebra
- FEd : Edentata
- FEdA Anteater; FEdR
Armadillo; FEdS Sloth
- FF : Felidae (cat family)
- FFB Bobcat; FFC
Clouded leopard; FFD Domestic
cat; FFH Cheetah; FFJ
Jaguar; FFL Lion; FFM
Puma/cougar/mountain lion; FFO
Ocelot; FFP Leopard/panther; FFS
Snow leopard; FFT Tiger; FFV
Serval; FFW Wild cat; FFX
Lynx
- FG : Generic furry
- FH : Herpestidae (mongoose family)
- FHK Meerkat; FHM
Mongoose
- FHy : Hyaenidae (hyena family)
- FI : Insectivora
- FL : Lagomorpha (rabbit family)
- FLH Hare; FLJ
Jackrabbit; FLR Rabbit
- FM : Mustelidae (weasel family)
- FMA Sable; FMB
Badger; FME Ermine/stoat; FMF
Ferret; FMK Mink; FMM
Marten; FMO Otter; FMP
Polecat; FMR Ratel/honey badger; FMS
Skunk; FMV Wolverine; FMW
Weasel
- FMa : Marsupialia
- FMaB Wombat; FMaK
Kangaroo; FMaO Koala; FMaP
Possum; FMaT Tasmanian devil; FMaW
Wallaby
- FMo : Monotremata
- FP : Procyonidae (raccoon family)
- FPi : Pinnipedia (seal family)
- FR : Rodentia
- FRB Beaver; FRG
Grey squirrel; FRM Mouse; FRP
Porcupine; FRR Rat; FRS
Red squirrel; FRU Muskrat
- FU : Ursidae (bear family)
- FUA Polar bear; FUB
Black bear; FUG Grizzly
bear/brown bear/Kodiak bear; FUP
Giant panda
- FV : Viverridae (civet family)
- FX : Other mythical creatures
- FXC Manticore; FXG
Gryphon; FXH Hippogriff; FXM
Mermaid/merman
- FZ : Polymorph (you change shape at will,
with no "normal" shape)
After identifying your basic furry species, one or more
modifiers may be added to indicate variations on the theme:
- c : Cyborg
- f : "Funny animal" (toon)
- h : Were-human
- m : Magical powers (other than those
covered by other codes)
- p : Polymorph (the given species is your
normal form, but you can change shape)
- s : Psychic powers
- t : Taur (see below)
- u : Unicorn
- w : Winged (if the species is not
normally winged)
For the purposes of the Furry Code, a "taur" is a
variation on the animal theme, while a "centaur" is
half-human, half-animal (and is counted as a species in its own
right). If you have the upper body of a human and the lower body
of a zebra, you're a zebra-centaur and your code is FCeZ,
while if you look like a zebra all over, but with four legs and
two arms, you're a zebra-taur and your code is FEZt.
Next, add a number to indicate where you fall on the
human-to-animal scale:
- 1 : Basically human, with minor furry
features (perhaps eyes, nose, ears, claws, some fur, etc)
- 2 : Humanoid, with significant furry
features (muzzle, tail, etc); this includes centaurs and
mer-people
- 3 : Anthropomorphic animal (or taur)
- 4 : Equally comfortable on two or four
legs (or, if you're a taur, on four or six)
- 5 : Animal shape, with some unusual
features (perhaps hands, speech, etc); this includes most
dragons, gryphons, etc
- 6 : Normal animal shape
Finally, add one or more letters after the number to indicate
what your relationship is with your personal furry.
- a : Just a general "alter ego"
- c : A costume I wear
- d : Someone to draw pictures of
- f : Imaginary friend
- m : Online MU* character (FurryMuck etc)
- r : Role-playing game character
- s : Guardian spirit or totem
- w : Someone to write stories about
If you have more than one furry persona, depending on the
context, use more than one code here. For example, if you play a
werewolf on FurryMuck, and draw pictures of your lupine
character, but dress up as a fox at conventions, and have a bear
as your totem, your code might be something like FCWh4dm/CF3c/UGm6s.
Most furry fans try their paw at furry artwork sooner or
later.
- A++++ : Art is my life
- A+++ : My art appears regularly in zines
and elsewhere, and people ask me to contribute to their
sketchbooks
- A++ : I have pictures in reasonably
well-known zines and/or on Avatar
- A+ : I draw regularly, and someone once
said something that could possibly be construed as a
compliment
- A : I've shown one or two of my pictures
to others, and they didn't actually throw up
- A- : Tried a few sketches in the privacy
of my own home
- A-- : Never tried
- A--- : Never tried, never will
How often do you go to/get involved in/get thrown out of furry
conventions? (Note: this category refers specifically to furry
cons, not to SF-related cons in general.)
- C+++ : Been to lots of cons, organised at
least one
- C++ : I'm a regular con-goer, and I've
occasionally lent a paw
- C+ : I've been to several, and plan to go
to many more
- C : I've been to one
- C- : Never been to one, but may do so in
future
- C-- : Not interested
- C--- : I wouldn't go near one of those
places if you paid me
- C* : Haven't been to a furry con, but I
have been to an SF con
- C** : Haven't been to a furry con, but
I've helped organise an SF con
Many furries are into cross-dressing. Cross-species, that is.
- D++++ : I've made plans to be buried in a
fursuit
- D+++ : I'll wear a fursuit at any
opportunity (where costumes are not expected)
- D++ : I'll wear a fursuit at
cons/sporting events (where costumes are uncommon)
- D+ : I'll wear a fursuit for
Halloween/masquerades (where costumes are expected)
- D : I might wear a fursuit
- D- : I'd wear a fursuit if I had to
- D-- : You must be kidding, I'd die first
Add an m after the D if you've made your own
fursuit.
A popular activity among furries when they gather, although
not to everyone's taste.
- H+++ : If it moves, I'll hug it (if it
doesn't move, I'll hug it until it moves)
- H++ : I'll hug anyone I know, given a
faint excuse
- H+ : I'll accept hugs, and maybe even
give the occasional one
- H : Well, OK, you can hug me if you
really want to
- H- : Please don't, unless we know each
other very well
- H-- : No way
- H--- : Argh! Don't touch me, you pervert!
Use this code to indicate how deeply involved you are in
online multi-user universes such as FurryMuck.
- M++++ : I'm a Wizard, tremble before my
might!
- M+++ : Someday I may get around to trying
Real Life, but it's not high on my agenda
- M++ : I've got characters on several
MU*s, and frequently get frustrated when commands don't
work in RL
- M+ : I'm a regular on at least one furry
MU*
- M : Tried them once or twice, may do it
again sometime
- M- : Never been able to dredge up enough
interest (or time) to try it
- M-- : Those things are for weenies
- M--- : You guys are pathetic, get a life!
Well, until those genetic engineers get their act together and
give us some real furries, we'll have to make do with these...
- P++++ : Where'd my plushie go? Oh, it's
buried under my stuffies
- P+++ : I collect every one I find
of a certain species (or two, or three...)
- P++ : I've got a collection of several
favourites
- P+ : I have been known to cuddle a few
- P : I like them, they sit on my shelves
collecting dust
- P- : No thanks, they'll sit on my shelves
collecting dust
- P-- : Kid stuff, I'd sooner hug a
pincushion
Do you prefer your furries anatomically correct (if that makes
sense), or cartoonish, or somewhere in between?
- R+++ : What do you mean it isn't a
photograph?
- R++ : Figments of the imagination have
anatomies too, you know
- R+ : I like both, but prefer realistic
furries
- R : No particular preference
- R- : I like both, but prefer toons
- R-- : The toonier the better
- R--- : If it's not Super-Deformed I don't
want to know about it
If you had the chance, would you want to become a real furry?
- T++++ : Never mind the fine print, where
do I sign?
- T+++ : Definitely! (as long as I get to
choose the species)
- T++ : Yes, if it's reversible
- T+ : Probably, as long as I wasn't the
first guinea pig (or whatever...)
- T : I'd have to think about it carefully
- T- : Not personally
- T-- : What a horrible idea!
For those who have tried their paw at telling us some grim (or
even not-so-grim) furry tails.
- W++++ (or W****) : I've
out-sold Anne McCaffrey
- W+++ (or W***) : I've
sold a book
- W++ (or W**) : I've sold
a story to a real magazine (duck)
- W+ (or W*) : I've sold
stuff to fanzines
- W : I've written a story that somebody
else has read
- W- : I have these scribblings but nobody
is ever going to see them!
- W-- : Never written a word of fiction
(Inland Revenue forms excepted)
- W--- : Illiterate
For those who have made sales, use W+ etc if your
stories or books are furry-related, W* etc if not.
Use this code to indicate how deeply involved you are in the
furry fanzine and comic scene.
- Z++++ : Publisher/editor/other staff on a
professional furry-related publication (should have the $
modifier)
- Z+++ : I work on a regularly-published
amateur zine, or I'm a frequently-published author/artist
- Z++ : I've been published, or directly
involved in a publication, at least once
- Z+ : I have a good collection, and buy at
least one title regularly
- Z : I have a few furry zines
- Z- : Not really interested
- Z-- : Comics are for kids
Like it or not, S-*-X seems to be part of furry life. Use this
code, if you wish, to indicate the sex (and sex life) of your
furry persona. Feel free to use the # ("mind your
own business") or ! ("nothing to do with
me") modifiers if you prefer.
First, indicate which sex your furry persona is:
- Sf : Female
- Sh : Hermaphrodite
- Sm : Male
- Sp : Polymorph (can change sex at will)
Then add a modifier to indicate what your furry persona's sex
life is like:
- S+++ : What do you mean there are other
things to do?
- S++ : Ready, willing, and able
- S+ : I've had TinySex
- S : Never had TinySex, but wouldn't rule
it out
- S- : Celibate
- S-- : You people are sick!
(For example, Sm+ would indicate a male
furry who has had TinySex at least once.)
Unfortunately, we can't yet be furries in Real Life (you know
-- that boring game you play when the computer's down and there's
nothing on TV), so we have to find something else to do. This
code indicates what you do for a living, or what you're studying
to do for a living, or what you do to avoid living.
(The $ modifier shouldn't be used here, since it's
taken for granted that this represents your day job, or the
nearest thing you have to one.)
- RLA : Art
- RLBM : Business/management
- RLC : Craft
- RLCI : Construction industry
- RLCT : Computers/information technology
- RLE : Engineering
- RLET : Education/teaching
- RLF : Farming
- RLFB : Finance/banking
- RLGP : Government/public service
- RLL : Law
- RLLW : Literature/writing
- RLM : Music
- RLMA : Military/armed forces
- RLMC : Media/communications
- RLMH : Medicine (human)
- RLRB : Retail business
- RLS : Science
- RLTH : Theatre
- RLTI : Transport industry
- RLVM : Veterinary medicine
A few special cases:
- RLAT : I'm a furry of all trades ("Specialisation
is for insects!" -- Robert Heinlein)
- RLU : Undecided (generally used by young
students who haven't picked a major yet)
- RL- : No qualifications, no job, no
complaints!
Add a * after the code if you're trained or
experienced in the field, but haven't managed to persuade anyone
to actually pay you to do it yet (this doesn't apply to RLU
or RL-).
Example: I was trained as an astrophysicist but now work as
a computer programmer (or "software engineer", as my
employers prefer to put it, because it sounds cooler), so my code
is RLCT/S*.
So, how long have you been a human being? ("Three foot
six!")
- a++++ : 60+ years
- a+++ : 50-59 years
- a++ : 40-49 years
- a+ : 30-39 years
- a : 20-29 years
- a- : 10-19 years
- a-- : Under 10 years
If you prefer, you can use a number to indicate your exact age
rather than using one of the approximate codes. Example: If
you're 30, you could use a+ or a30
(or a#, of course).
Since you're probably reading this on a computer screen,
there's a good chance you have some familiarity with the
technology. Use this code to tell us how much of a Computer Geek
you are.
- c++++ : I'll be first in line to get a
cybernetic interface installed in my skull!
- c+++ : Hey, if there was anything else to
life, there'd be a newsgroup about it
- c++ : Computers are a large part of my
life; I spend time every day in front of one; I've tried
my hand at programming
- c+ : Computers are fun; I can use some
software without resorting to the manual; I play a mean
game of [favourite game]
- c : Computers are just a tool; I use one
when it serves my purpose
- c- : I'm nervous of anything more
complicated than my microwave
- c-- : Where's the "on" switch?
Better yet, where's the "off" switch?
- c--- : They're taking over the world!
Smash the machines! Up the Luddites!
If your rating is at least c, add one or more of the
following letters (just after the c) to indicate your
preferred operating environment:
- a : Amiga
- b : BSD Unix
- d : MS-DOS
- l : Linux
- m : Macintosh
- n : Windows 95/NT
- o : OS/2
- u : Unix (commercial)
- v : VMS
- w : Windows 3.x
Doom and related games (Dark Forces, Duke
Nukem 3D, Heretic, Hexen, etc) seem to be at
least as hugely popular among furries as they are among the
population at large. What is it about running around with
heavy-calibre weaponry shooting the shit out of everything in
sight that appeals to us? Or does that question answer itself?
- d++++ : I work for ID, bow down before me
- d+++ : I can solve every level in
Nightmare mode with my eyes shut; I crank out new WAD
files daily
- d++ : I've got pretty good at it; I can
get through most levels easily; I've downloaded and
played other WADs
- d+ : It's a fun, action game that is a
nice diversion on a lazy afternoon
- d : I've played the game and I'm pretty
indifferent
- d- : I've played the game and really
didn't think it was all that impressive
- d-- : I miss Zork
- d--- : All this violence is sickening;
there ought to be a law
How far have you managed to crawl up the academic ladder?
- e++++ : Doctorate, or the equivalent
- e+++ : Master's degree, or the equivalent
- e++ : Bachelor's degree, or the
equivalent
- e+ : Some tertiary education
- e : Finished high school
- e- : Haven't finished high school
- e-- : Haven't started high school
- e* : Learned everything there is to know
about life from The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy,
my collection of Omaha comics, and late-night
reruns of Star Trek and The Prisoner
- e** : Graduate degree from the School of
Hard Knocks
How far does furryness spill over into your other life? (Or,
conversely, how far do you allow the mundane world to get in the
way of the important things in life?)
- f++++ : I am not a human, I am a
furry!
- f+++ : I've been known to bark at people
I don't know to greet them
- f++ : I've been known to bark at friends
to greet them
- f+ : I make frequent jokes, show friends
my furry art collection
- f : I make an occasional reference to my
furriness
- f- : I only tell close friends
- f-- : I tell nobody
What sort of home do you live in?
- h++++ : Married ... with children
- h+++ : Married, or shacked up with your
SO on a long-term basis
- h++ : Living with one or more fellow
furries
- h+ : Living with one or more people who
know nothing about furriness
- h : Living alone, other furries come to
visit
- h- : Living alone, get out once a week to
buy food, all surfaces covered in computers and/or zines
- h-- : Living in a cave with 47 computers
and an Internet feed
- h* : I'm still stuck living with my
parents
- h** : I'm not sure where I live any more;
my workplace/lab seems like home to me
- h*** : Homeless
The Internet, and its various sub-media and related media
(Usenet, email, World-Wide Web, MUCKs and MUDs, IRC, FTP sites,
and gods know what else), has quickly become a leading medium of
communication among furries (not to mention the rest of the
technologically aware universe). How deeply have you dived in?
- i+++ : I'm a Webmaster/site sysadmin
- i++ : I spend most of my spare time
surfing the Web, and read any newsgroup that catches my
interest
- i+ : I browse the Web regularly, and read
a handful of newgroups
- i : I have a browser and a connection,
and even use them occasionally
- i- : Not connected yet
- i-- : The Internet sucks; it's all just a
flash in the pan anyway
- i--- : It's a dangerous, subversive,
perverted abomination that needs to be banned before
people stop voting for me!
Add a w after the i if you have your own
home page on the Web; make it wf if your page mentions
furries.
If we can't be furries in Real Life (yet), at least we can do
the next best thing and cohabit with them.
- p+++ : I have a vast household of
assorted furry/scaly/feathery creatures, and my life is
organised for their benefit
- p++ : Several pets
- p+ : Two or three conventional pets
(cats, dogs, etc), or one fairly exotic one
- p : One pet of a fairly conventional type
(cat, dog, etc)
- p- : No pets currently, but I may enrich
my life in the future
- p-- : I don't have any pets; my
lifestyle/household/schedule is complicated enough
already
- p--- : I wouldn't have the things in the
house [are you sure you're a furry?]
- p* : I'd like to have pets, but my
landlord/parents/flatmates won't allow them
- p** : Sorry, I'm allergic to animals
Use this code, if you wish, to describe the sex (and sex life)
of your human persona. As with the furry sex code, you should
feel free to use the # ("mind your own
business") or ! ("nothing to do with me")
modifiers if you prefer.
First, which sex are you?
If you wish to reveal any details of your sex life, use one of
these codes:
- s+++ : There's more to life? Where is it,
and what equipment do you need?
- s++ : I was once referred to as
"easy", but I have no idea where that might
have come from
- s+ : I've had real, live sex
- s : I've had sex ... oh, you mean with
someone else?
- s- : Not having sex by choice
- s-- : Not having sex because I can't get
any
- s--- : Not having sex because I'm a
nun/priest
- s* : I'm married, so I can get it
whenever I want (well, that's the theory, anyway)
- s** : I have a few little rug rats to
prove I've been there (but with kids around, who has time
for sex?)
(For example, sm+ would indicate a male
human who has had sex at least once.)
And here, as a demonstration, is my own Furry Code:
Furry Code 1.2
FCWct4ad A+>++ C**>+ D- H M- P- R++ T+++ W* Z Sm#
RLCT/S* a+ cno++++$ d++ e++ f h- iw+++$ p-- sm#